GOBLINWEEK GOBLIN WEEK TWETNY EIGHTEEN, BEGINS ON SUNDAY JANUARY 21ST AND ENDS AT MIDNIGHT EST SATURDAY NIGHT THE 27TH BUT WHAT IS IT THOUGH
IM’ GLAD YOU ASKED GOBLIN WEEK IS AN ANNUAL EMERGENT ART PROJECT WHEREIN YOU MAKE GOBLINS EVERY DAY FOR A WEEK. IT IS IMPORTANT THAT YOU FOLLOW YOUR HEART. IT DOESNT MATTER WHAT MEDIUM YOU WORK IN OR WHAT YOU THINK A GOBLIN IS. IT DOESN’T MATTER IF YOURE HAPPY OR YOU THINK THAT YOURE GOOD AT WHAT YOURE DOING. THERE IS NO AUTHORITY AND THERE ARE NO OBJECTIVE STANDARDS
YOU CAN MAKE GOBLINS ANY WEEK THAT YOU WANT BUT THIS IS THE WEEK THAT MANY OF US WIL BE MAKING GOBLINS;; MORE THAN USUAL (EVER?) A LOT
IN GRIM MOCKERY OF THE VERY NOTION OF AUTHORITY AND OBJECTIVE STANDARDS, THE OFFICIAL TITLE OF GOBLIN WEEK GRAND CHAMPION MUST NEEDS BE RELINQUISHED BY CAPTAIN-ASPARAGUS AT THE STROKE OF THE MIDNIGHT UPON WHICH GOBLIN WEEK BEGINS, ANND THE TITLE WILL BE GRANTED TO ANOTHER PARTICIPATN ACCORDING TO STANDARDS WHICH ARE MYSTERIOUS EVEN TO ME AT THE STROKE OF THE MIDNIGHT UPON WHICH GOBLIN WEEK ENDS. WE CHERISH AND REMEMBER C.A.’S TENURE AS G.W.G.C., THOSE OF US WHO CARE TO, BUT ITS (SAID TENURE’S) DAYS ARE NUMBERED